After the Dragon Was Taken Away by the Princess (Novel)

"Your race?" "...Dragon." "Your gender?" "...Can't you tell?" "I surely can before, but now there are crossdressers everywhere and all sorts of gender transformations, and it's hard to tell who's a man or woman anymore..." "Forget it, nevermind. Male..." "Your age?" "...Two hundred and four." "Why are you here? Did you get captured for kidnapping a princess again?" "Kidnapping your ass! I'm the one who got kidnapped by your princess and brought back here!" (url)